Twerking is the cultural epoch that may come to define this era.
Soiling yourself has, and always will be, comedy gold.
Combine the two and you’re left with a collision exerting more force than any particle ever smashed in the depths of the Hadron Collider.
A white-hot rocket forged in a millennial crucible, hurtling through web 2.whoa with the energy of a million re-tweeted pictures of Kim Kardashian’s butt.
Its flight seems perpetual, its virality limitless, and yet we all know a force this powerful must implode with a vigor matched only by the speed of its inception.
Because it needs to die for us to move on.
Anyways, those were my two cents on this 30 second clip of a lady twerking then crapping her pants.
I also know cheap camera phones can diminish colours, so there’s a good chance she just happened to get her period at an inopportune moment.
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